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bahhhhh I'm super tired and have class at eight tomorrow and the girl I like just texted me to come out to the bar (which I can do since I'm 21 now, which I keep forgetting!!). Why now of all nows ( Read more... )

So I just realized yesterday that I could send pictures from my phone to my email. That means you lucky people get pictures of puppies and my half-shaved leg.

( she's a smart guy )

I want there to be a band called the Euphemisms. Is there? Let's find out ( Read more... )

raised by the wolves, oxford education as phrased by the wolves

( it's a photo phost )

Today is my mom's birthday. So far my only gift to her has been not waking her at 1:30 AM to help me clean up puppy vomit and diarrhea. You deserve it, Ma. Also, I'm paying for dinner later. So that's that ( Read more... )

I don't want to go in the kitchen because I'm afraid that puppy has eaten my field trip money.

My room is more full of crap than it has ever been. I marvel that my mom can hold back the tears when she sees a flowerpot full of someone else's hair sitting next to my sickly bonsai tree ( Read more... )

rrrrrraw!

I've been unusually active.
( Firesday )

Hehhehhehoh. Whoo. I keep making myself laugh really stupidly for things like saying "post officer" or...when my dog tries to bite me, which is a lot. Did you know that the cocker spaniel is the third bitingest breed in the nation? You do now ( Read more... )